RT GeePawHill @GeePawHill@mastodon.social
@danlyke My wife forced me to learn square dancing. It was a, "I need support" thing. As happens, I am good at it, cuz, idunno, I'm a dork who's not dyslexic. It was very much harder for her, cuz left & right are very hard, and I did in fact give support.
But the music was, when it wasn't live, nightmarish 8-bit stuff, and the callers would play songs w/o grasping them.
Imagine Cohen's "Hallelujah" as a chipper patriotic god-loving 8-bit square-dance song.
I AM NOT JOKING.